Hyperbolic
Built forthe whole session
Engineered output.
No crash.
No noise.
01 / 04 The problem
The spike is the crash, arriving early
Most cans front-load the hit. A sugar wall and a caffeine wall, then the floor drops out around set four.
Pre-workout fixes the drop and adds a ritual: scoop, shaker, wait, tingle. Neither respects the session.
HYPERBOLIC is built to a different curve. Up cleanly, held flat, tapered when you are done.
Five flavors. One formula.
Shop the lineup02 / 04 The formula
Built like a spec sheet
Natural caffeine
L-Theanine
Ratio
Two hundred milligrams of natural caffeine from green coffee bean and green tea, balanced one to one with L-Theanine. The focus stays. The drop never comes.
Under it, the panel a two-hour session actually needs: taurine, a three-mineral electrolyte complex and the B vitamins that turn what you ate into work. Sweetened with stevia and allulose, so there is nothing to crash on.
| Component | Amount | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Natural caffeine | 200 mg | Green coffee bean and green tea extract |
| L-Theanine | 200 mg | 1:1 with caffeine for sustained focus without the crash |
| Taurine | 1000 mg | |
| Sodium | 150 mg | Electrolyte complex |
| Potassium | 100 mg | Electrolyte complex |
| Magnesium | 60 mg | Electrolyte complex |
| Vitamin B6 | 2 mg | |
| Vitamin B12 | 6 mcg | |
| Sugar | 0 g | Sweetened with stevia and allulose |
| Calories | 15 | |
| Warning: high caffeine. Not recommended for children, pregnant or breastfeeding women, or people sensitive to caffeine. One can per day. | ||
Engineered output.
No crash.
No noise.
03 / 04 The flavors
Same can. Five tints.
Identical architecture across the range. Only the band and the chrome change.
1 / 5 Flagship
Strawberry
The flagship. Neutral chrome, red band. Sharp, not sweet.
Select Strawberry
04 / 04 The lineup
Pick your output
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Questions Straight answers
Before you crack one
How much caffeine is in a can?
200 mg of natural caffeine from green coffee bean and green tea extract, in a 568 ml can. That is about two strong espressos, released alongside 200 mg of L-Theanine so it arrives as focus rather than jitter.
Will it crash me mid-session?
It is built not to. There is no sugar to spike and drop, and the one-to-one caffeine and L-Theanine ratio smooths the caffeine curve instead of front-loading it. Expect a steady plateau and a gentle taper, not a wall.
Is it really zero sugar?
Yes. Zero grams of sugar and 15 calories per can. Sweetness comes from stevia and allulose, both plant-derived, neither with a metallic finish.
When should I drink it?
Fifteen to twenty minutes before the first working set, or at the start of a long hybrid session. One can per day. It is not for children, pregnant or breastfeeding women, or anyone sensitive to caffeine.
How does shipping work?
Orders ship within two business days. 12-packs ship free. Singles, 4-packs and the Full Lineup ship at a flat rate shown at checkout. Cans arrive in a fitted carrier, never loose.
