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Five builds of the same engine: 200mg natural caffeine balanced 1:1 with L-theanine, zero sugar, 15 calories. 19.2 fl oz. Pick your accent.

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The Engine

Formulation, per 568 ml.

No proprietary blends. No mystery matrix. The whole panel, printed here the same way it's printed on the can.

Natural caffeine — green coffee bean + green tea extract
200 mg
L-Theanine — 1:1 ratio with caffeine
200 mg
Taurine
1000 mg
Sodium
150 mg
Potassium
100 mg
Magnesium
60 mg
Vitamin B6
2 mg
Vitamin B12
6 mcg
Sugar
0 g
Sweeteners
Stevia + Allulose
Calories
15
Volume
19.2 FL OZ (568 ML)

200MG NATURAL CAFFEINE · ZERO SUGAR · ZERO CRASH

19.2 FL OZ (568ML) · ENERGY DRINK · WARNING: HIGH CAFFEINE

Straight Answers

FAQ.

How much caffeine is in a can?

200mg of natural caffeine from green coffee bean and green tea extract — about two strong espressos, released alongside 200mg of L-theanine. One can is the dose. We don't recommend more than one in a session, and none after late afternoon if you value your sleep.

What does "zero crash" actually mean?

The crash from typical energy drinks is a caffeine spike your body over-corrects against, usually stacked on a sugar drop. We engineer both out: L-theanine at a 1:1 ratio smooths the caffeine curve into sustained output instead of a spike, and there's no sugar to drop. You come down the way you went up — level.

What's it sweetened with?

Stevia and allulose. No sugar, no sucralose, no aspartame. 15 calories per can.

When should I drink it?

15–20 minutes before you train. Caffeine peaks around the time you hit your working sets, and the electrolyte complex (sodium, potassium, magnesium) supports the session itself. No shaker, no scoops, no ritual — crack the can.

Who shouldn't drink HYPERBOLIC?

It's a high-caffeine product: not for children, people sensitive to caffeine, or anyone pregnant or nursing. If you have a medical condition, ask your doctor first. Every can carries the warning strip for a reason.

Shipping and returns?

Orders ship within 48 hours; free shipping over $40. If the lineup isn't for you, contact us within 30 days for a full refund — no questions, no return-shipping games.

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