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Five builds of the same engine: 200mg natural caffeine balanced 1:1 with L-theanine, zero sugar, 15 calories. 19.2 fl oz. Pick your accent.
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200MG NATURAL CAFFEINE · ZERO SUGAR · ZERO CRASH
19.2 FL OZ (568ML) · ENERGY DRINK · WARNING: HIGH CAFFEINE
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200mg of natural caffeine from green coffee bean and green tea extract — about two strong espressos, released alongside 200mg of L-theanine. One can is the dose. We don't recommend more than one in a session, and none after late afternoon if you value your sleep.
The crash from typical energy drinks is a caffeine spike your body over-corrects against, usually stacked on a sugar drop. We engineer both out: L-theanine at a 1:1 ratio smooths the caffeine curve into sustained output instead of a spike, and there's no sugar to drop. You come down the way you went up — level.
Stevia and allulose. No sugar, no sucralose, no aspartame. 15 calories per can.
15–20 minutes before you train. Caffeine peaks around the time you hit your working sets, and the electrolyte complex (sodium, potassium, magnesium) supports the session itself. No shaker, no scoops, no ritual — crack the can.
It's a high-caffeine product: not for children, people sensitive to caffeine, or anyone pregnant or nursing. If you have a medical condition, ask your doctor first. Every can carries the warning strip for a reason.
Orders ship within 48 hours; free shipping over $40. If the lineup isn't for you, contact us within 30 days for a full refund — no questions, no return-shipping games.
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